The Most Grief

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs
in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we
all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding
cake"

haha to ZA

One time when I was a kid my mom was having a rally hard time making supper. First she tried to make hot dogs but they burned. So then she threw a frozen pizza in the oven. When she went to take it out for some reason the pizza hard shriveled up and was about an inch around, it had been a large. It reminded us of that old mustard commercial where everything wrinkles up to get away from the one type of mustard. We laughed so hard picturing the pizza running away from the mustard. It may have been one of those you had to be there to see the humour, but 21 years later we still laugh about the miraculous shrinking pizza.